Ah, yes! With spring around the corner, it’s time to get ready for the inevitable spring chickens bouncing around in the basement, just waiting to be let out for some fresh air. During this dreaded time of year, I must busy myself with other means of entertainment, which is why I turned my focus toward the impossible to capture… Comicality!

That’s right, folks. I made it my mission to bed THE Comicality, and what better way to get someone’s attention than to write them a song? You know, a lot of people don’t know this about me, but I have a wonderful voice. It’s comparable to a young Greyson Chance, with a dash of Freddie Mercury.

With a song like this, there’s no way Comicality will be able to resist me… no way he’ll ever be able to say no… and, well, once he’s in my basement, it doesn’t really matter anyway, right?

So without any further ado, I’d like to introduce you to an almost original piece, written by TurtleBoy, vocals by TurtleBoy, and…. I dunno, I think some Disney guy did the melody for me. 😛 Go on. Hit play and be amazed!

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Lyrics: I Can Show You My Room
(Melody is from Aladdin – A Whole New World)

I can show you my room
Linen sliding and spreading
Tell me, Comsie, now when did
You last let your pants just slide?

I can unzip your fly
Take you over and under
Flip you sideways with wonder
On a mattress built to ride.

Take off your clothes!
I want to see you in the nude.
Erick can’t tell us no, just say it’s so
Or I’ll just have to drug you.

A raging length
A new found taste you never knew
And when your end is near, that’s when you’ll hear
That I won’t let this moment end with you

Unbelievable nights
Indescribable pleasure
Roaring, scratching, and screaming
Through this endless sixty-nine.

Get on your knees!
Don’t you dare close your eyes
A few have seen what you now see

My God I’m shooting hard
I’ve cum so far
I can’t pull back until you finish me

A whole new high
Every inch of you is mine
I’ll smell your underwear, and armpit hair
You will never leave this room again…

My raging length
It’s where you’ll be
A secret place
For you and me!

Now tell me that isn’t going to win over Comicality’s heart! >:O

Published March 3, 2017


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