Early Friday morning on February 22, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. Digital Bob gave birth to a two-headed child, after 3 minutes of surprise labour. Playing the cat, the Imagine Team let curiosity get the best them and joined D. Bob for an interview.
“It was a complete surprise to me,” admitted Digital Bob. “I didn’t even know I was pregnant.”
Anyone who lays eyes on the dual-spirited baby can attest to the child’s chilling presence. Its flesh has a ghoulish green tone, slightly scaly and even has the first signs of horns on either side of its forehead… er, on the right head, that is.
“I don’t care what anyone says. My baby is not a monster,” says D. Bob. “He’s a gift from God and I’m going to cherish and protect him forever and ever.”
Of course, shortly after the interview, D. Bob and his child(ren?) were transported to an undisclosed facility where more thorough tests could be conducted.
We at the Imagine Headquarters would like to wish D. Bob all the best in his future endeavours. However, we would also like to express our concerns. The baby is really, really freaky looking and will probably grow up to be the Anti-Christ.
The babies’ names are David & Oscar. [left to right]