The Earth had been destroyed. I haven’t seen my home planet in a year and a half. Luckily, all of humanity got together and used all of our resources to build giant spaceships to escape certain death. We’re now headed towards Mars to see if we can survive there. I don’t know how we got infested with the ‘Boogie Monsters’, which are giant, eight foot tall, alien creatures that roam the dark corridors of our spaceship and eat the faces of children if they ever stray too far away from the rest of the population. But, oh well…they’re here now. I guess we’ll just have to deal with them until we get to Mars.
But enough about all that! Let’s talk about my biggest crush ever! His name is Chad, and he’s 15 years old, just like me. Putting aside the fact that I have always thought that Chad was mind-blowingly gorgeous from the very first day that he and his family moved into an empty house on my block back on Earth…I always found it a miracle that he’d actually end up on the same escape ship as me. It must be fate, right? It’s like…a true love thing that worked out a highly improbable situation like that out, right?
Well, I think so, anyway…
So, we’ve been floating through space for about a year and a half, and I never really got the chance to talk to him. From blond hair to brown eyes, he just wowed me in every way that a boy could be wowed. So, I had enough. One day I approached him in the hall and I just had to tell him…”I know you don’t know me, and I know that your Mom and little brother were accidentally sucked out into space last weekend when the cargo lock didn’t hold properly…but I just couldn’t hold this back any longer. You are soooo cute, Chad! And if…we could maybe just sneak off somewhere for a few minutes, I’d totally blow you, dude! Maybe even twice!”
A tear dripped from Chad’s eye. “How did you know about my mom and little brother?” He sniffled.
“I looked you up in the ‘Escape Spaceship Gazette’ news feed that they started four months ago. I always look for you. I care about you, man.”
“Oh wow. I think I’m falling in love with you. What was your name again?”
“It’s not important.” I told him. “I love you too. Come on, I know a great place where I can blow you.”
I took Chad by the hand and we both ran off, giggling like crazy until we got to the lower decks of the ship where the coolant keeps the engines from blowing up. I made sure we were alone, and then…I got on my knees and started unbuttoning his pants. With a ‘zip’, I was able to get them loose enough to pull his jeans and undies down to his ankles. He was already hard too. With the cutest blond pubes. I leaned forward and wrapped my lips around it, feeling it throb in my mouth. It was my very first time doing anything like this, but I think I handled it like a pro.
“I think I need to lay down…” Chad said, and I scooted back so he could rest his pretty little ass on the floor. Then I crawled over him and just kept sucking until he got all tense and whiny! Then, he’s oans, like, “Oh God…I wish I knew your NAME! Unnghhh!” And he came in my mouth! It was really hard too. And hot. And it tasted like a combination of my mom’s scented lotion and a full teaspoon of sugar! He was breathing so hard. And just when I swallowed it all and licked my lips…I jammed a digit in his super tight asshole and fingered him until I exploded in my pants!
Yep. Today was a good day.
“I love you so much.” Chad said, and it made my heart turn flips to hear it. “Can we do this again some time?” he asked.
“SURE!” I squealed! “We can do this all the way to Mars, if you want!”
“Great! I guess you’re my new boyfriend then, huh? And I’m never gonna leave you. Not ever.”
“Love you too, Chad!” I said. “You should probably pull your pants up before somebody comes along and catches us like this.”
“Oh yeah. You’re right.” He stood on his feet and pulled his pants up to fasten them again. “You’re a really good penis sucker.”
“Thanks! Maybe tomorrow after breakfast we can…AHHHHHHH!!!”
All of a sudden, one of the big ‘Boogie Monsters’ jumped out from behind a corner and tore poor Chad in HALF right in front of me! Blood sprayed all over me and the monster dragged his lifeless corpse back into the shadows, never to be seen again.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” I shouted up at the ceiling, and I pounded my fist on the floor. I miss you already Chad. You were the best boyfriend I ever had.
I have a new boyfriend now. Oh, and we killed the Boogie Monsters on the ship by exploiting their one major weakness and using it against them. It led to a space war of epic proportions. Many lives were lost. If only you could have seen it. It was SO intense!
I miss you, Chad. Every time I blow a guy…I’ll be thinking of you, and me, and the love we shared on the floor of that cooling unit area. I promise to never forget the mess you left in my heart…and in my throat…and all over my face as you were gutted by an 8 foot tall space monster and bled to death behind some machine where I couldn’t see you.
Wherever you are, I hope you’re thinking about me. I’ll look for you in the stars, my love…