The Unofficial Official Com-Dom Disclaimer, or is it the Officially Unofficial Com-Dom Disclaimer? The prudent Leprechaun always keeps his Magic Wand wrapped before using it for any pleasure. The celebrity depicted above never espoused any of the statements that were attributed to him/her/it. All such statements were issued by the Leprechaun as he watched Lime Green Mint Flavoured Com-Doms swaying to the beat of a Dixie Jazz Band down Bourbon Street. Their Love Beads were swinging precariously to the beat, and chaos broke out when they got stepped on. The Leprechaun claims that he was looking for whiskey flavoured love gloves. Since this Officially Unofficial Disclaimer was written by a Leprechaun it has to be true! Right?