Questions, comments, or just want to get my thoughts on something? I want to hear from you! Please drop me a note at email@example.com, and I’ll either answer it myself or find somebody who knows something about it. The lawyer guys say that I’m supposed to warn you that submissions are subject to editing for spelling, language, and protection of personal information. Meh!
I’ll see you next issue;
Letters from our readers:
Sarah Writes: Hi Matt, I don’t know if you remember me but we shared two classes last year. I had a real crush on you and just learned that you are gay from my older brother who likes to read the magazine. The images here of you are weird cause they look like you but don’t. I was hoping maybe we could hang out sometime.
Matt’s Reply: Of course I remember you! Wow, I didn’t expect anyone I know to find me here of all places. Sweet! I’d love to hang out sometime. I see you in the hall just before lunch usually so I’ll give you my number. Seeya!
SuperSpookySpiderMan Writes: Yo Matt! Any chance of getting an autographed copy of the magazine?
Matt’s Reply: Sure, email me your address and I’ll come to your house with a sharpie and sign your screen! Hehehe!
Elwyn Writes: Annwyl Matt, roeddwn i eisiau dweud gwaith da ar y Cylchgrawn a daliwch ati gyda’r gwaith da. Mae gen i gwestiwn i chi: beth ydych chi’n mynd i gael eich gwisgo ag ar gyfer Calan Gaeaf eleni? Cymerwch ofal
Matt’s Reply: Helo Elwyn! Diolch yn fawr am eich geiriau caredig. Mae gen i lawer o help gan rai o’r goreuon. O ran fy ngwisg Calan Gaeaf, pan fydd y rhifyn newydd yn cael ei ryddhau, byddwch yn ei weld ar y clawr. Gobeithio y byddwch chi’n dal i ymweld! (Google Translate Rocks!)