Disclaimer: If I told you that Maxwell Jenkins sent me such an invite, you would call me a liar. You would, you know you would. The funny thing? You would be right. Absolutely right. He never sent this invite, well…to me at least. I can’t say that he never sent such an invite to someone else with any certainty. I mean imagine getting such an invite from Maxwell Frickin Jenkins; just for a moment. There it is; I saw it in your expression, right there. Yeah, it’d be just like that! I mean come on, how can you not imagine this without so much as a sigh. He’s super cute, super talented, super engaging…did I mention super cute? So, if he ever sent such an invite as the one that was fictitiously used to advertise this fictitious product… What? Don’t look at me like that, ComDoms aren’t real either. At least I don’t think they are. Wow, this whole article is a lie wrapped in lies. So shameful. But did you see Max? Good god as he gets older he gets even more striking. Seriously, go look again. He’s gonna have looks that kill as an adult. He will and we will all have this collection of lies to remember all this by. You know, when we look back and wonder why he never sent me this invite. Well, that’s what I’ll be wondering, probably not you. I have no idea what you may or may not be wondering. Maybe nothing for all I know. I mean you probably stopped reading this a while ago, am I right? You don’t need to answer, I understand…
Disclaimer Courtesy of: JeffsFort
Comicality
Follow Me:
Latest posts by Comicality (see all)
    A quick "Vote Up" gives the author a smile!
    You already voted!