Disclaimer: Although some names in this story may seem real; they have nothing to do with any person who may exist in the real world. It is pure coincidence that the personalities of those names may match real people! This is fiction or is it? The user takes full responsibility for everything and anything that could and/or does go wrong resulting in any kind or type of problem, difficulty, embarrassment, loss of money or goods or services or sleep or anything else whatsoever. Some characters may seem familiar and that is because they are. It has real characters and make-believe characters and it is the readers’ job to determine which is which. These words attributed to the Celebrity above, do not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my rabbit, or the Celebrity. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh, but use ComDoms, not Condominiums, wisely for the protection of all those involved. And least but not last, this product is meant for educational purposes only. Please refer all questions, and requests for more information to the Big Giant Head. We now return you to your regularly scheduled reading.