‘Foot’….’Hand’….’Art’!

This is the meaning of Tae Kwon Do, one of the oldest martial arts in the world! It’s been around for at least 2000 years, originating in Korea, and is still extremely popular today. Foot…hand…art. Or, as I like to think of it in this particular case…‘long sexy legs and a fabulous booty’ workout! Hehehe! Because…why not?

Fourteen year old, Sebastian Lynde, hails from North Wales in the UK, and even though he’s still a teenager, he’s already considered a Tae Kwon Do World Champion! Two times over, in fact. I don’t doubt it for a second, either. I actually watched this kick a compact disc out from between two plastic bottles of water without even spilling a drop! That is almost superhuman! Who does that? Who even attempts to do that?

A full blown black belt in his martial art of choice, Sebastian now shows off his amazing skills on his ‘Seb TKD Life’ Youtube channel, giving a series of punches, kicks, and combo tutorials, online for any and all who are interested in finding a love for Tae Kwon Do on their own! And he’s pretty damn good at it too! So…bullies beware! Leave Seb alone. It will NOT end well for you.

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Even though the current state of the world has put the UK on lockdown to avoid furthering the spread of the pandemic, Sebastian has never once lost his enthusiasm for his passion, or for making videos. You can always find him practicing with his dad or with a punching bag. Any place, any time, whatever the whether…he’s out there keeping himself in peak shape, and performing all of his routines to make sure that he never forgets a single strike or step. Being good at something takes dedication. And Seb excels in that arena for sure! That’s why he’s a champion!

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“Best stance would be neutral. Because, obviously, you don’t want to be right leg, back walking stance, so yeah.” Sebastian says, often giving his very large online audience instructions and tips on how to practice, and also what kind of tools, gear, and equipment, to help them perfect their technique. He takes his time to offer clear explanations on what he’s doing and why, each and every video, so his fans can pick up on it and get some good advice.

He also does quite a bit of livestreaming with his parents. Although…hehehe…this cutie seems to have quite a bit of trouble defending his sexuality! He swears that he is NOT gay! Nothing wrong with being gay, but hes just not. Unfortunately, many gay teens that watch him really REALLY want him to be! LOL! It’s ok, I understand. Look at him! He’s such a cutie!

So, Sebastian definitely has a loyal fanbase, for many different reasons. Just…don’t harass the poor guy! Hehehe! There have been times when people online have watched his livestream and asked him to show his bare feet, or ‘twerk’ in front of the camera…while both of his parents are sitting right there in the ROOM! Geez!

Being the cheeky little sport that he is though…Seb will sometimes say, “For 50 pounds. Sure!” He’s kidding, of course! But it’s nice to know that he’s able to have some fun with his fans who drool all over themselves for reasons that are, in no way, related to Tae Kwon Do! Hehehe!

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Now, while training, sparring, or competing…Tae Kwon Do is still a pretty harsh contact sport. Even with pads and gear and gloves on, it isn’t out of the ordinary for someone to get a shot in and do some damage if you’re not careful. When asked about one of his most embarrassing moments while competing, Seb grinned slightly, and said, “I got kicked right in the Solar Plexus, so that you can’t breathe. And I was like, ‘Yeah I’m fine.’ And I go ‘Uhhhhh…’, fall flat on my face and didn’t even know. That was funny. And I woke up, and I was like ‘Dad?’, and they had taken all of my stuff off.”

Yeah…you kinda got to watch out for that kind of thing, dude! That just sounds painful. Then again, practicing high kicks and balancing on one foot for one or two hours a day in a room all by myself sounds equally as painful. Hehehe, so I’ll leave that to the professionals.

And teenagers who can get back up after something like that. I don’t see myself being that lucky. Hehehe, God bless the young and frisky!

I’m wishing you the best of luck, Sebastian! Keep going out there and kicking as much ass as you can! There are many more gold medals waiting out there for you to win! In the meantime, you just keep up with your intense ‘long sexy legs and fabulous booty’ workout! Your future Prom date will love you for it! ::Giggles::

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