Oh WOW! Ugh…my HEART! Is it supposed to be beating this hard and out of control, or should I call for a medic? Jesus Christ! :O

Ok…I’m swooning again. Concentrate, Comsie! You can do this…

Not only is this 14 year old beauty breathtakingly gorgeous in every possible way, but he’s actually an extremely rare anomaly that just so happens to be walking among the rest of us ‘normal’ folks, trying his best to blend in, I guess. Hahaha!

Cairo Zion (Full name, Cairo Zion De La Rosa) was born with a true gift for all of the many things that he’s able to do. And that is a LONG list of activities, believe me! And he seems to excel at every last one of them. How in the hell is he able to DO all of that???


To say that Cairo is a model would just be a waste of breath. Hehehe, people would be taking this boy’s picture everywhere he goes, whether he was getting paid for it or not! Luckily…he’s getting paid. So that’s a good thing. 😛

He’s already done a lot of ad work for such namebrand companies as Hard Rock Cafe, Champion Athletics, Shakakai Surf Apparel, Puma, Academy Sports, Universal Studios, and many other big companies that took one look at him and were like, “Yeah! We’re gonna be millionaires now!” Seriously, I’m kind of at a loss for words right now!

He doesn’t even have a significant other yet, and I’m already severely jealous! SO not fair! Hehehe!

However…mind-blowing beauty aside…this boy is unfathomably busy with all of the things that he’s able to do with what many people in his circle refer to as his ‘uncanny balance’! An accomplished athlete, Cairo is a stuntman with a unicycle, climbing, freeline skating, skateboarding, surfing, wake boarding…and was even given the Costa Rican award of “Grom Of The Year” for his skimboarding skills! And we’re just touching the tip of the iceberg here!

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Cairo is also an accomplished swimmer, does parkour, practices Tae Kwon Do, is an amazing gymnast and acrobat, and even got a chance to display his amazing skills on the TV show, ‘American Ninja Warrior Jr’! I mean…what the actual fuck? How is this kid not fighting CRIME at this point???

Coming to us from New York, Cairo has an extremely rich family background. He’s mixed with European, Native American, West African, and Puerto Rican…with his step-father raising him with many Indonesian traditions, being Sikh from New Delhi overseas. A varied sense of heritage that he is very proud of. And should be!

And God…DAMN, is he ever pretty to look at! Hehehe! Sorry, can’t get over that!

Now, I know what you’re thinking…any boy that frigin’ hot must be some sort of arrogant asshole or something, right? There’s GOT to be something wrong with him to balance things out a bit so he can still be human! But you know what? Nope! Nothing wrong at all! He seems really sweet, cheerful, humble…he’s funny too! Hehehe! He’s, like, one of the most flawless people ever. How is that possible?

For his incredible skills and dedication and hard work, Cairo Zion was voted one of the world’s top 100 child prodigies, and received a global award for fitness last year. And…after being diagnosed by his teachers with Dyslexia at the age of seven, Cairo became an advocate for the cause, and has made a series international effort to raise awareness for others who might be struggling with the same issue. An effort that has ALSO won him an award or two in the past few years.

You can’t say that the boy isn’t ambitious! Or….CUTE!!! AHHHH!!! Hehehe! Sorry! Sorry. Regaining control and a sense of dignity now. Promise.

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All of these accomplishments and nearly superhuman talents of his, and Cairo is still an aspiring actor on top of it all! And he still has time for his school work? I had trouble trying to find a balance between NINTENDO and my school work at his age! I swear, the youth are coming to bury us all! Hehehe, and I’d welcome it! Just give me one kiss before I go, and I will feel at peace! Best of luck, Cairo! And stay away from the bad stuff! K? The world needs more angels right now!
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