The Official News of the Unofficial. If it’s a true story, you won’t find it here. The Shack Tabloid is where far-fetched meets absurd.

I Can Show You My Room

March 3, 2017, by TurtleBoy

Ah, yes! With spring around the corner, it’s time to get ready for the inevitable spring chickens bouncing around in…

BBW: The Story of a Guy Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was!

October 30, 2015, by Wolfie

BBW – Big Bad Wolf News —From our partners at GBW – Großer Böser Wolf Nachrichten Halloween – on the…

BBW Insider – Boy Farms Exclusive

September 1, 2015, by Wolfie

A new phenomenon is sweeping the nation – boy farms! Up and down the country, new boy farms are popping…

Big Bad Wolf News presents – A report about a not-so-typical weekend in a hospital emergency room!

September 1, 2015, by Wolfie

There have been countless medical drama shows on TV, providing us with an insight into the busy world of hospital…

TurtleBoy Industries Forced to Release Boys From Factory

July 4, 2015, by Imagine Team

From the Winterpeg News and Gazette By Ted (Winterpeg, Canadia)  A stand-off pitting a maverick Winterpeg business tycoon against the…

Comicality In Hospital After, Literally, Writing His Fingers To The Bone

Comicality In Hospital After, Literally, Writing His Fingers To The Bone

November 6, 2013, by TurtleBoy

It happened on Halloween, of all days.  Comicality was pounding away on his keyboard, trying to get his next chapter…

Johnny Wins Lottery, Discovered Days Later Leaving a Boy Brothel in Brazil

November 5, 2013, by TurtleBoy

It was announced on the Shack Forum near the end of October that Johnny had

Vampire Warehouse Under Attack by Pharmaceutical-Pushing Werewolves

May 4, 2013, by TurtleBoy

Over the past few weeks the Vampire Warehouse, forum to the GFD Blood Bank, has been transformed into a battleground. …

Long lost Shacker, Wolfie, returns from intergalactic space mission after 6 years of travel

March 5, 2013, by TurtleBoy

Long, long ago, Wolfie was a corner-stone of the Shack Out Back.  He held the community together with a little…

Digital Bob gives birth to two-headed demon child. Is this a sign that the end is nigh?

March 5, 2013, by TurtleBoy

Early Friday morning on February 22, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. Digital Bob gave birth to a two-headed child, after 3…

Jake Johnson Blows Raspberries at TurtleBoy’s Face

February 1, 2013, by TurtleBoy

It’s a well-known fact that blueberry pie is the current best pie in the world.  Regardless of this fact, Jake…

Speak Week January

February 1, 2013, by Imagine Team

2013’s First Speak Week Inspires Shy-Boy Orgy in the Back Room Comicality’s done it again.  A, once innocent, game that…

The Erickoey Virus: Bombardment of the Erickoey

December 5, 2012, by TurtleBoy

My cheek stung.  Something had hit me so hard that my ears were ringing, but I had no time to…

The Orvus Ultimatum: The Immortals' Feast

December 5, 2012, by TurtleBoy

Three days in the jungle hadn’t prepared our heroes for what lied ahead.  The brave team, and Micca, stared up…

The Erickoey Virus: Expect the Unexpected

November 9, 2012, by TurtleBoy

Standing next to Bort’s crate, alone and surrounded by the infected, I feared there was no escape; that I was…

The Orvus Ultimatum: The Hunger

November 9, 2012, by TurtleBoy

“Beyond the Seas of Shackonia, cradled deep in the heart of The Beast Lies the Singular Gem of Ambrosia, heeding…